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Accountants are well-balanced people with good figures. Unknown author, quoted from a sign in the Baker College (Flint, MI) Faculty Office

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3 Ways To Get Something Done

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. Monta Crane

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Leo Buscaglia Quotes

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. Many of us get our emotional exercise by jumping to negative conclusions. Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper: it doesn’t solve anything but it sure … Continue reading

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How To Tell When You’re Growing Older

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. You get winded playing chess You’re still chasing women but you can’t remember why. You look forward to a dull evening. You … Continue reading

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