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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I loved watching Mitch Hedberg on Comedy Central. He is a comedian who lived a too short life. I think there really is something about that old Smoky Robinson and the Miracles’ song about the “Tears of a Clown” because … Continue reading

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Accountants are well-balanced people with good figures. Unknown author, quoted from a sign in the Baker College (Flint, MI) Faculty Office

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Leo Buscaglia Quotes

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. Many of us get our emotional exercise by jumping to negative conclusions. Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper: it doesn’t solve anything but it sure … Continue reading

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Celibacy is not hereditary. Guy Godin

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How To Tell When You’re Growing Older

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. You get winded playing chess You’re still chasing women but you can’t remember why. You look forward to a dull evening. You … Continue reading

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A Baby Chicken Asks…

A Baby Chicken Asks… Are I people? No, you are chicken. Do chickens come from people? No, chickens come from eggs. Are eggs born? No, eggs are laid. Are people laid? No, some are chicken. Anonymous, 1970’s

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