Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Requoted from Reader’s Digest, August 2013 issue, page 97.
“Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.”
“I can resist everything but temptation.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”
The above quotes are excerpts from the on-line article, “Irish Genius Oscar Wilde’s 10 Best Sayings”, Irish Central website, http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/Irish-genius-Oscar-Wildes-10-best-sayings.html