Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What key won’t open any door? A tur-key

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs? Exactly where you left it!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Fowl weather.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Courtesy of Irish Central website

laughing turkey

About jeneanecommonplacebook

What Is a Commonplace Book? A commonplace book is someone’s personal collection of quotes, witticisms, observances, poems, and even graffiti that have inspired them, made them laugh or touched them in some way. Many famous people throughout history have had commonplace books, such as Thomas Jefferson, John Milton, Mark Twain, Henry David Thoreau, and the scientist, Carl Linnaeus. I began my commonplace books while I was in junior high school in the early 1970’s and so I have almost 50 years of quotes about such a wide variety of topics told in ways more eloquent, wise or humorous than anything I could ever come up with. And it’s wonderful that in this type of blog, I can also include some of my favorite artists and their artwork as well. I'm almost 60 years old with a daughter, 3 granddaughters, and a kitty-cat. I live in beautiful Bay City, MI. I have 2 associate degrees with additional college credits and hopefully I will be able to complete my goal of obtaining my Bachelor's Degree in Accounting. (Life keeps getting in the way). I enjoy literature, horse racing, baseball, NFL football, The Olympics, astronomy, history (particularly Irish), art, old movies, Downton Abbey, The Good Wife, Unit One, science, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, U2, The Doors, oh and so much more! I have very eclectic and prolific interests. If you would like to check out my personal writings, please go to
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1 Response to Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. Mary Job says:

    Looooooooolz. Turkey in trouble.

    Liked by 1 person

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